fuckoff

To determine through intercourse with a third party the sexual prowess of a competitive group.

Alex and David had a fuckoff with Mary to determine the best fucker.

by AlexJonesandCom January 23, 2011

fuckoffosphere

The dizzy heights of power.

"You've entered the fuckoffosphere. Congratulations"

by CougarSW2 August 2, 2007

fuckoff tablet

to totally disregard anothers feelings/opinions/behaviour/wishes etc. and carry on doing your thing regardless. Ignore someone , belittle in conversation , action , or make others do so. Generally to make people feel un wanted /un needed/un necessary

christ! the boss wanted me to work til 10 last night , no way on friday !! so i gave him a fuckoff tablet!

hear that prick talkin shit last night? got on my fuckin nerves, so i gave him a fuckoff tablet

by groovywordbender December 10, 2011

fuckoff o'clock

What you say when someone asks you what time it is and you really could give a shit.

"Excuse me, kind sir. Would you please tell me what time it is? I am late for an appointment."

"Why sure! It's fuckoff o'clock!"

by Shane Holmes October 24, 2014

Fuckoff land

If some smartass asks you where you are telling them to fuck off to, this is your answer.

Oh go fuck off to Fuckoff land.

by Forseti April 30, 2006

Fuckoffee

It's like coffee

Only you still leave me alone
After I drink it

Let me finish my fuckoffee

by Littletowner February 3, 2017

tele-fuckoff

1. What really happens when office personnel work from home via internet client software.
2. Watching Oprah, Days of our Lives or Maury or other daytime trash during telework hours.
3. Taking an hour trip to Starbucks, and a two-hour lunch with the BFF during telework hours.

"Heather is teleworking but she does not answer emails and she posted online about her carmel mocha latte. That's not tele-work, that's tele-fuckoff."

by Dr. Harry Boltzac March 16, 2016