Fook You

To tell someone you will contact them via Facebook. It's an abbreviation of "FacebOOK YOU". Use with caution as fook has alternate meanings.

"Hey, Charlie, I'll fook you once I am done with dinner." Similar to "I'll email you later" or "She'll text you when she arrives".

by masilver August 20, 2010

Fooshba

A female with big hair, “curling-iron” bangs, and way too much make-up who loves to hang out at the local bar when not shopping at DEB.

"Oh my god, check out that fooshba, what’s up with the hair? It’s not 1980 any more."

by Brook Powers May 8, 2006

foosebag

A foosebag is in the same category as douchebag, toolbag, cockknocker, etc.
It describes anyone who deserves to be called a foosebag.

"Look at that dude over there with the giant belt buckle and popped collar. What a fuckin foosebag."

by James Gillilander January 17, 2009

Fooke

Fuck but for cooler people who are (unsuccesfully) sly about swearing. Usually said with a farmer accent because we are fookin' awesome in the forest.

What the fooke? Where's my sammich?

by Dudegimme March 6, 2011

Foosenschaften

noun - German slang for the handle which one uses to play foosball. Originated in NBC's "Community" (Season 3 / Episode 9).

You can have a free shot! I'm not even touching the foosenschaften.

by bjamesonbass August 6, 2016

Mother fookey wellers

A term most often used by, but not limited to, persons with Tourette's Syndrome in a very shrill, high-pitched voice as a younger child to release that inner little "tick".

"FEE FEE MOTHER FOOKEY WELLERS!"

"yo that niggas crazy dog, he must be on dat crack."

"nah dont worry man, thats just tourettes."

by tourettesniggaz4america April 14, 2009

Playing Fookey

"Playing Fookey": When you skip doing something you *should* be doing to be on Facebook instead.

"She didn't come in to work today. She met a new guy online and is playing Fookey with him"

by Princess Pokesalot March 15, 2010