Hair Trigger Flush

When the automatic bathroom stall flushers flush every time you slightly shift your weight, even though you haven't finished yet, causing gross water to splash up.

Guy1: Dude? Why did you flush so much?
Guy2: The stall had a hair trigger flush and it kept splashing shit water on me.

by calvinke April 2, 2010

Courtesy Phone Flush

A cleansing toilet flush when caught taking a dump whilst on the phone

Bob; "Phhhlt" <plop>
Phil: Dude! Are you taking a dump?
Bob: Yeah man, can't wait.
Phil: How 'bout a courtesy phone flush? I can't concentrate on our

conversation!

by nextdaycorn July 24, 2010

A Royal Flush

First flush: You have made a big dumb in the toilet, and you have to flush it before wiping - or else it will stop the toilet.

Second flush: After wiping you flush again. This usually makes the toilet have less water in it.

Third flush: In order to leave the toilet ready for the next to come, you flush again so water rises up to the normal level.

I just made a royal flush in there, but everything is fine now.

by I´am the real D2 February 6, 2014

courtesy flush

To flush more than once during a sitting to eliminate the chance of a clogged toilet.

by T-Dawg March 26, 2003

double flush shit

when you take such a big shit you have to flush before you wipe and then after you wipe so the toilet doesn't get clogged

daniel-"you were in there for a long time"
connor-"yeah man it was a double flush shit"

by Big Red Bear 16 November 30, 2009

flush job

to flush the toilet in the same house hold as one who is taking a shower so the water gets cold and limp.

adams dad: which one of you cock suckers gave me a flush job?

joey: sorry had to drop a deuce.

by joe curt adam December 27, 2009

asian flush

Also known as the asian glow, this is a slightly embarassing condition in which the flow of blood to one's face increases after the imbuement of a relatively small amount of alcohol, resulting in rosy cheeks - it may look as though one has just come in from the cold.

Asian flush results from the fact that the rate of metabolism of alcohol in one's asian digestive system is unfortunately much lower than the alcohol intake rate - even when one is drinking alcohol at a reasonable rate.

As a result, many asians have very low alcohol tolerance. However, asian/european half-breeds (sometimes referred to as eurasian, mixers and halfies) are sometimes lucky enough to have a genetic cure for this condition.

"Man, look at Stu. Two beers and he's already championing the asian flush."

"Good thing I'm eurasian ... my Irish blood is neutralizing the asian flush."

by skells January 18, 2005