fiddle

1. To cheat someone of money.
2. APpears in the UK sitcom "Blackadder" (series 3) as a rude word (when looking up the words "Fart, Fiddle, Fornicate" in Dr Johnson's first dictionary). Quite what 'fiddle' is intended to mean in this context is not clear.

John's on the fiddle.
I will fiddle the books.

by Ian Chode October 29, 2003

fiddle

You're the fucking idiot. fiddle=violin. It's more of a violin playing style than anything.

Every good violinist should try fiddle style.

by Homosex August 10, 2007

Findlay

Findlay’s are sweet, caring, and kind, not to mention, sexy af. They’re strong and independent people, and great lovers.

Person 1: my god did you see Findlay today?!
Person 2: oh yeah! I wish he would ask me out

by Alfredo sause May 27, 2020

To play the fiddle

A disguised form for semi-exhibitionists to refer to their superskillful male masturbation sessions.

You: Ah, well, I'm off now; it's time to play the fiddle.
She: Oh crikey, do you play the fiddle?!
You: On a daily basis, me love.
She: Oh, then you must have very well-trained hand coordination!
You: I sure have, lass!
She: I wish you could record some of it for me!

by TerranceTheTerraceTerrier June 27, 2010

fiddle

Southern jargon for fuck.

Fiddle on you fellas I'm headin' to the house.

by Slack Jawed Yokel from Rkansas October 26, 2004

Fiddle

To simultaneously jerk off a guy with the left hand and finger a girl with the right, imitating the playing of a fiddle. Can be performed by either sex.

"Oh man, your sister totally fiddled me and your mom last night! She was hitting that G-note!"

by DJ Infinite October 26, 2006

Fiddle Faddle

It's a carmel popcorn and peanut treat. Kind of like cracker-jacks or poppycock.

That's good faddle.

by Robert June 1, 2004