fecal funnel

When attempting to insert fist inside anal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating fecal matter leaving the anus. Similar to fetal funnel when the same process is applied to the vagina.
I applied the fecal funnel on her before she had an anal reflex and defecated on me.
by agentmiket013 September 27, 2017
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Fecal Freddy

Someone one who has nightmares about poo
Had another fecal Freddy last night and now I’m tired
by few2020 November 10, 2021
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Fecal-Focused

That thing where your friend tells you about their brontosaurus poops, their pebble poops, and everything in between.
You tell me everything about your bowel movements; their consistency, size, frequency, etc. You’re very fecal-focused.
by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023
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Caucus fecal dance

When a woman is throwing up and the husband has (consensual)diarrhea on the woman while singing California Gurls
by Blueberry salad May 25, 2023
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fecal presentation

A non-profane way of saying "shit show."
Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.

Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.
by gonzobrains April 22, 2024
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Fecal Fountain

When you poop and the water splashes, hitting your butt
Guy 1: Just had a crazy fecal fountain
Guy 2: Impressive
by yummy_thick December 09, 2019
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Fecal Float

When one taints another's drink with feces. Usually as some sort of funny prank or done to someone that one does not hold in high regard.
I have a secret. Jane just made johns beer into a Fecal Float.
by Donny L. Butts May 16, 2008
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