Muscle Fatty

Disgustingly disfigured body builder

Arnold Schwarzenegger was totally a muscle fatty, before entering the political arena.

by Mini-Moose August 25, 2008

Gateway fatty

A girl who is not exactly fat and not exactly skinny, but definitely attractive. Think "curvy." If she gained weight, she would be "fat," but she isn't yet. She's right on the border. Sex with her will widen (pun intended) one's tolerance range for weight, making heavier girls seem attractive as well. Eventually, the guy who sleeps with the gateway fatty becomes a full-on chubby chaser.

Rick: Dude, Amanda's hot.
Steve: Stay away from her! She's a gateway fatty!
Rick: But she's hot!
Steve: Yes, she is! And if you sleep with her, next thing you know you'll be sleeping with girls twice her size!

by Mike March 19, 2008

Fatty

It's a fatso and very very ugly to the point where no guys would like it. It sucks at everything it does and calls itself smart even though it cheats off people.

It's a fatty

by fattymcfatfatty March 31, 2009

sparkle fatty

Clubber boy or (more often) girl. Sluttish attire combined with obnoxious and/or drunken behavior.

"I hate this bar; it's full of sparkle fatties."

by Daniel February 2, 2004

Fatty Wang

A cock so large and wide, every woman who attempts it ends up in the hospital

John has a Fatty wang

by Asswagon0907 December 26, 2020

fatty johamagans

big ass joints or blunts. 10g's+. also called: jibba jabbas, L'ton johns, Lumpkins, Chunksta's, or Rippa Malones.

there spun up fat and usualy rolled in a coned out baseball bat shape. Blended with all kinds of bomb buds, hash, and coke.

"damn son you be smokin fatty johamagans."

"chea, that shit sent me to turtleville."

"yo im outa my turkey tits from that johamagan."

"i'm returtled."

by GramGrizzLe December 18, 2009

fatty job

-(n)the art of an overweight person giving oral sex by putting the male sex organ in their fat roles and massaging it as one would do when giving a hand job.

Michael ran out of lube so Mason used the grease from the leftover KFC to give him a fatty job.

by Mason Curran January 13, 2011