Facing the Pillow

v. Much like facing the music, this term implies owning up to something you've done, or to the anger of many a relative, such as a wife, sibling, or even lover. Unfortunately, this particular term refers mostly to the outcome of fessing up, and means becoming smothered by the other person in this little play due to their outrage at your mistakes.

Johnny: Help! 911 operator! I just told me wife I cheated and now I'm hiding in my room because I'm facing the pillow!!
911 operator: Well, let us know where you live, and someone will be there to help right away.
Johnny: I live at<MMMMMPPHHH! MMMMMMMMM!! UUMMMMMMMMHHHMMUU UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
911 operator: Sir. Where did you say you lived?
Johnny:...........................
Johnny's wife: Sorry ma'am. My husband mis-dialed.
911 operator: Well then! Have a wonderful evening ma'am!

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 13, 2008

Facing out

A catatonic state achieved when browsing facebook. Noun: spaced out

husband: Honey what would you like for dinner?
wife: (silent while staring at computer)
husband: Helloooo, is there anybody there? I'll clean the bathroom if you say yes.
wife: (still nothing)
note: wife is Facing Out

by MrPoodle June 20, 2009

faine

Pro skaters

were pro faines

by Flatspot Squad November 18, 2016

fainting goat

This is the art of making a girl pass out during sex. By having rough intercource and then screaming as loud as you can at the point of orgasm will cause her to faint.

After an hour of raunchy sex john performed the fainting goat causing julie to sleep through the night.

by Andrew April 18, 2005

faking out

faking out: drunk kissing. So you're at a party and you end up kissing your best friend or just someone who's really icky. It doesn't matter, cos you weren't making out, you were faking out (can also be used for popular people and geeks)

'Woah, you were totally making out with Laurence, we have photographic evidence'
'What? that wasn't making out, that was faking out!'
(and your integrity stays intact!)

by unknown_pill July 3, 2006

fagina

when a grown-up teaches a baby how to say vagina but instead the baby says fagina.

mother: say vagina
baby: fagina

by stoopid July 20, 2004

client-facing

In a client-vendor relationship situation, the act of cunnilingus, specifically performed by a male member of the vendor company upon a female representing the client organization.

Colleague #1: "So, whaddya workin' on right now?"
Colleague #2: "I'm client-facing on that healthcare claims project."
Colleague #1: "Dude!"

by galamaria March 7, 2008