the nit fairy

the nit fairy is similar to the tooth fairy..in that- it comes to visit you- fairly unexpectedly... BUT ...that's where the similarities end...'the nit fairy visiting' ...is a pikey way of saying..'my kid is riddled with nits!'

'dont put yer head too close Tyson....Our Chelsea has got the nit fairy visiting'

by chelsea's mam July 16, 2009

choke my fairy

To masturbate.

To express disbelief.

Used in relation to rp & mmo

Developed one night while playing the mmo game Rift. An ability mages have is to silence a spell caster after the tank has aggro, forcing the caster to run to and attack the tank. This makes it easier for the tank to hold aggro while the dps kills the mobs.

Ron was so horny after his success in D&D, he had to choke his fairy.

After hearing of the latest budget cuts, I exclaimed, "Well choke my fairy." during the meeting.

by thornwood October 7, 2011

Out of stock fairy

Bts V is the out of stock fairy of K-pop...
Even when never tries to personally promote a product out of the contract of BTS.....
He has sold out countless of stuff....
From his clothes to his bracelets....and many other stuffs ...
He was recently the face of kloud beer....which got sold out in multiple countries....
He has literally helped several small business and helped them reviving it....
His solo WALL Street journal cover in AMERICA was sold out the fastest... selling the most compared to other members...showing his undisputable popularity in AMERICA....
V literally sell out everything.. despite its cost....and his merchandise are often sold out first COMPARED to other members of BTS....example...the iconic TATA, his idol dolls....etc...

V is a out of stock fairy of kpop

by Akkaa May 10, 2021

fecal fairy

a person who leaves fecal matter behind where it shouldnt be

gramps had a visit from the fecal fairy.

by Tenacious P & Swamp Ass January 8, 2005

Fairydidal

This guy my girlfriend knows was at party, got wasted, and got into her friends room. He found her glitter and poured it all over himself, found her skirt, put it on and frolicked around the house screaming, “I’m a fairy, I’m a fairy”. So my girlfriend blurted out you little fairydidal (she was wasted to).
-So the definition to this word is a fagot or one hell of a big fairy.

-you fairydidal
-man what a fairydidal
-dam this place has a lot of fairydidals

by Brian B. March 10, 2005

FairyBat

The FairyBat is a mythical creature often found in the rainforests of South America. Known for its unquenchable thirst for human blood, the FairyBat is the most lethal bat known to man. Similar to the magical Liger, FairyBats are bred for their magical abilities. The Fairy Bat's battle call can not be described with human words, but it is known to cripple the strongest of men. If you see a FairyBat, it is already too late.

The entire clan of boyscouts was massacred by a single pissed of FairyBat.

by AteAGrape December 21, 2008

Fairy Dusted

When you're trying to snort coke off of a hookers ass and she farts and blows it back into your face

Mike: Bro, I was hanging out with this babe last night and she fairy dusted me, bro

Trevor: shoulda punched 'er in 'er fuckin gazers bro

by wa ge October 24, 2019