flailure

1. The state of feeling as if you were accidentally flirting with someone. Flailure commonly leads to flailing.

"I didn't mean to flirt with you just now! I'm such a flailure!" *flails in embarrassment and slight panic*

by this is my pseudonym! May 6, 2010

Failurysm

A failure (or failed attempt) is a, loser-filled dilation of a person caused by failing at anything.

"Checkmate."
"Dang, I lost."
"You should check for a failurysm."

by Capt. Knut October 30, 2008

Failurism

The ability not to fail.

People are jealous of Thomas & Krisa's non failurism.

by BubbleBoi December 21, 2010

failures

Graduates of the University of Pittsburgh.

"Dude, that group of guys went to Pitt. What a bunch of failures."

by Adam & James April 27, 2006

Failbreak

Trying to jailbreak an iPod/iPhone but ending up having to restore your device after failing at the jailbreak.

John: Hey Jane didn't you jailbreak your iPod to get free apps?

Jane: Nah, I screwed that up and ended up failbreaking it.

by TheBadAppleseed February 25, 2011

Failiure To Life

Someone who does not succeed in anything useful or important.

This person has no life, and is a loser in all ways, shape, and form.

He/She can't do anything right, and just fails at anything and everything.

*Darcy is hammering nail into wall, and accidentally hammers nail into finger*

Natalie " What a Failiure To Life"

Darcy " haha, I'm so stupid "

* gum drops out of mouth, then she begins laughing like an idiot, then chokes on her gum *

by Chealyn February 17, 2009

faliure

highschool or college dropout in which spends their entire life working at mcdonalds.

Also, see Enron

Some kid: did you hear about Martha Stewart?
Some other kid: yes. what a faliure.

by fuckable September 21, 2005