Father Time

A mythical figure (primarily associated with Greek mythology) who is supposedly the human manifestation of time. Considered to be the spouse of Mother Nature, Father Time is often depicted as a very old bearded man in a white robe. Today, he is the spokesperson for 2000 Flushes

"Every New Year's Eve, Father Time and the New Year's Baby have a televised wrestling match. The winner gets a free diva."

by UberMan5000 March 26, 2004

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Main title for Roman Catholic priests. In charge of conducting catholic sacraments and being a spiritual leader. Most priests stick with chastity, you facetious cock smoker.

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Premarital doggy style isn't a mortal sin, is it?

by benedict July 21, 2004

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Fagger

A combination of fag and swagger. It is when some fag thinks he has swagger, but he really doesn't.

Dude, look! The kid in white skinny jeans has fagger!

by Guyliner_Babeh March 2, 2010

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Father Bede

The sexiest papa DILF on the planet

Goddamn I want to see Father Bede's gaping asshole

by papabeads June 26, 2017

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Pounding Father

A Person or Group of People (Pounding Fathers) who founds a secret society of Heavy Drinkers.

Derives from the old english term "Founding Father" but made into a more modern term by replacing the "F" with a "P".

Sir Swoll: "Sir Peach, why are Sir King, Sir Sitch, Sir Czar, Sir Tweets, Sir Kreach and Sir Nugz so important to the Knights of the Pound Table, our secret society of bros who serve by the three P's (Pound, Pussy, Procrastination)?"

Sir Peach: "Because they are the Pounding Fathers of the Knights."

by KnightsOfThePoundTable December 3, 2010

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