functional dumbass

1.) a person who, although intelligent, functions as a dumbass. 2.) Someone who is motivated to rise only to the level of function necessary to complete a task.

1.) Q: "Your friend seems smart! Does she do well in school?" A: "Nah! She's a functional dumbass!"
2.) That functional dumbass fixed my computer problem, but now all my files are deleted!

by 3 card Monty May 25, 2009

Finntrolling

To be listening to Finnish folk metal band Finntroll, while simultaneously Trolling on an online community such as Facebook.

Damn, that guy is totally Finntrolling! Lets go on the net and start counterfinntrolling!

by teh fintrolls December 19, 2010

Funneh’s Eyelash

a baddie, but is feared among the KrewFam. Eyelash if you are reading this, we hate you.

Funneh’s Eyelash can get anyone.

by totallynotmaia October 11, 2020

blood funnel

a vagina during its menstrual cycle.

calm your blood funnel bitch.

by Peter W April 25, 2006

The Funnel Cake

When a girl puts a funnel in her mouth and a group of men, all ejaculate into the funnel, getting most of the jizz into funnel but some on her face.

Blake - "Dude, me and my friends, did The Funnel Cake onto this one chick, Chaya, last night."

Trevor - "How was it man?"

Blake - "Good, but she choked a little bit."

David - "I think they killed her."

by Sydney Carton May 24, 2008

funnel tunnel

When you insert a funnel into your girl's ass, then pour different colored marbles into it. You then perform anal sex on your lady to mix them up. You and your buddies can then place bets on which color she'll sqeeze our first.

Damn man, I lost 5 bucks playing funnel tunnel. I should have picked blue.

by Casual Agent April 25, 2006

funnel

a device in which you drink beer from

"omg...did you see how fast she funneled that can of beer?"

by mary February 24, 2005