Fuglet

Fucking Ugly Midget

Mike: Ugh did you see that fuglet over there?!

by IMSUCHAFUGLET September 9, 2011

fumble freak

Where someone at a party passes out after drinking too much alcohol, then a guy jerks off and ejaculates onto their bare ass.

Girl #1: Did you see Mike did at the party last night?
Girl #2: I know - he's so disgusting,what a fumble freak.

by flagellum_mayor July 25, 2013

fueless

Talkin about nothing.
Plane with no fuel.
Talk with little meaning.

"Dude sounds fueless."
"Fueless chicken-heads be squawkin."

by Haija November 21, 2013

fulease

A combination of fucking and please.

Can we fulease go to the store for more Funyuns?

by r6slider January 8, 2014

Fulmerize

To delete or remove something with extreme prejudice, often without a basic understanding of the thing you are removing.

Are we ready to fulmerize this weird account?

by MrCrossFit August 20, 2014

Fullett

A mullet for your face. The new trend, where men have a huge mustache with a five o'clock shadow or stubbly beard.

Did you see Dave's fullett? It's righteous.

by TheDapperPappy September 22, 2015

Fumblescrote

Fumblescrote. Adjective. The act of frantically trying to recapture the waistband of one's pants from between the ballbag and the base of the zip, having slipped from the grasp of the thumb, blocking the imminent flow of piss moments before release.

"I was there. I'd made it - and then my thumb slipped off and I had 'Fumblescrote' for several seconds. It was agony".

by Glennyboy November 2, 2015