"Freelance" Writer

Self-aggrandizing term self-given by someone who can't get anyone to pay them for their prose on a consistent basis. Willing to stoop to bald-faced contrarianism for clicks/views.

"I'm starting to suspect that Ann is less of a "Freelance" Writer and more of a straight up hack. There's just no way she believes in her own bullshit, right? I mean the mental gymnastics she engages in to explain away anything and everything in order to avoid admitting she was perhaps wrong about something once are laughable. She instead doxes people for fun and then openly brags about it. Some "Freelance" Writer huh..."

by IWonderWonderWonderWonderWho January 31, 2026

Freelapse

When you’re in recovery and someone hands you something that gives you an unexpected buzz. It was unbeknownst to you so it’s not a relapse

Damn I got lightheaded off that vape, what’s in that? That’s a freelapse right there.

by Millduds March 8, 2026

freeloader

a person who takes advantage of others' generosity without giving anything in return.

Flappix asks his team who the freeloader is, though he himself is the one

by freakyman956 August 30, 2025

Freilyn

Freilyn is always a nonchalant dread head. He’s tall and caring and his smile lights up the room. Intelligent and always carries the gourd projection. Always has something funny and insightful to say.

He is such a Freilyn

by Nice guy Peter September 30, 2025

Be Feely

1. A derogatory term used to describe women in their late teens, usually described to have the appearance of a twelve year old, having the ability to fit excessive amount of fingers in their genitals, and supplements their hunger with their daily consumption of McDonald's.
2. A Mexican beverage made from the energy dring 'V' and tequila.

'Dude, check out that chick, how old do you think she is?'
'Who cares! If she's anything like a be feely i could be 18 and living in New Zealand!'

by Joe Smithcakes January 11, 2008

DJew Freezy

the illest jew dj that exists. makes the best mixes including the classics, such as: i'll bed intrude up up and away, do you know how to dougie with me?, and fuck you billie jai ho jean. plus, she steps with her mixes. she is a twitter sensation and also has her own chauffeur. literally performs at 8 venues per weekend and makes so much money. broomball and book aficionado . superstar. millionaire.

yo, did you see djew freezy at her gig last night? it was ill.

djew's new mix is awesome, i'm going to retweet it immediately.

by catsarereallycool May 4, 2011

Mr.FreezyFreeze

When a male sticks his genitals in ice, and proceeds to have sexual intercourse with another.

I gave Brittney a Mr.FreezyFreeze the other night.

by McDynamite January 2, 2013