Getting fished

The romantic act of your lover reeling up a gnarly fish ready to be fried, but first your lover grabs the fish as tight as he can and continues to slowly but surely , thrust the fish inside of your vaginal canal ( or asshole), then after all the love juices are slathered all over the deadly catch it is deep fried in a mix of canola oil and discharge. Yum yum 😋

Oiii, what are you doing that poor fish!!!!
Sorry pal, my wife is just Getting fished

by Nerdydigger68 January 12, 2026

Getting fished

The romantic act of your lover reeling up a gnarly fish ready to be fried, but first your lover grabs the fish as tight as he can and continues to slowly but surely , thrust the fish inside of your vaginal canal ( or asshole), then after all the love juices are slathered all over the deadly catch it is deep fried in a mix of canola oil and discharge. Yum yum 😋

Oiii, what are you doing that poor fish!!!!
Sorry pal, my wife is just Getting fished

by Nerdydigger68 January 12, 2026

Super tuned up self fister

What Russel Crowe is... A man that wanks really fast and is over and done with quick...Or fists his own ass at pace, and ejaculates quick coz of it.

Super tuned up self fister!!!
Have you see his crap films???

by billy-bob.616 May 16, 2010

ur sister fister

worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian and worse than ur granny tranny combined

trevor: yo kyle ur granny tranny
kyle: ur dad lesbian

trevor: no u
kyle: ur sister fister
trevor: *dies instantly sun breaks a piece of*

by lolfagit 101 March 20, 2018

Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.

I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.

by QuacksO March 5, 2025

Mongolian blumpkin fister

When the giver puts their arms, legs, and head, up the receiver’s rectum and begins to rotate it violently fast until the receiver begins to fecalate and their feces gets spread all over their intestines

(Genghis Khan favorite sexual act (rumored))

Watch this Mongolian blumpkin fister

by Gilf Destroyer 6969 May 20, 2025