Bulgarian Exit

When you’re taking a fat shit and someone banging on the door tryna get in and so you let it all out but not all of it comes out so when you stand up it’s all of a sudden on the floor, this happened to me when I was tryna leave my girls house about 30 years ago, she was 12 I was 22

Damn I just Bulgarian exited in her bathroom

by Sully the Godd June 26, 2019

Non-existent

Every guy's pp

Bro yesterday I was joking with Joe about non-existent pp's. It was hilarious.

by Ino no sqaure May 5, 2020

Shit On Your Existance

To disrespect, ostracize, or otherwise make somebody feel shame for something they have said or done.

"Ricky, you made me look like a fool."
"Actually this happens on a daily basis, because I love to shit on your existance."

by ghostbustingnigga November 1, 2008

Newton's 3rd law in existence

When you try to do something, you cannot, because there is a relatively negative action, that does not allow you to do it. (-1+1=0) Therefore, proving the non existence of earth and all of mankind.

Dude: Ayo, ever heard of the Newton's 3rd law in existence that doesn't make sense?

The other dude: No?

Dude: When humans try to walk, another negative action or force should be present to disable him from walking. So, humans are not even suppose to move in the first place.

by Urgae6969 February 19, 2022

French exit

To leave early without saying goodbye and not paying their share of the bill.

Where did they go, the tab just arrived.

The fuckers did a french exit...

by mv74 March 14, 2009

team exile

A professional Counter-Strike 1.6 clan.

Team Exile pwns megazords...

by ThePwnerer December 16, 2006

French Exit

When you shit in a girls mouth, and then she french kisses it back into your mouth.

Bro 1: Yo...this girl I met wanted to French Exit with me last night.
Bro 2: Dude wtf that's horrible

by aric endre April 21, 2019