When a man is jealous of another man because of the size of his penis. Usually a girl is involved, she might choose one man over another, and the other man comes down with penis envy.
by KB October 05, 2003
Sigmund Freud’s Penis Envy Theory
Women want to work = they envy the penis
Not kidding, that’s how he came up with this.
He was doing a study on women by talking to men. His theory was based on what men told him.
Karen Horney proved Freud’s theory wrong a few years later. She did a study about women with women.
Women want to work = they envy the penis
Not kidding, that’s how he came up with this.
He was doing a study on women by talking to men. His theory was based on what men told him.
Karen Horney proved Freud’s theory wrong a few years later. She did a study about women with women.
by TazMania January 29, 2008
The reason people hate the Chicago Cubs and the friendly confines of Wrigley Field. The name comes from the beautiful green ivy that grows on the outfield wall of the greatest stadium in the history of sports.
Most people suffering from Ivy Envy are white sox fans who should be called 'Cub Haters' instead of 'sox fans' because they would rather see the Cubs lose than see the sox win.
Most people suffering from Ivy Envy are white sox fans who should be called 'Cub Haters' instead of 'sox fans' because they would rather see the Cubs lose than see the sox win.
Sox Fan: "Cubs Suck"
Cubs Fan: "Shut the fuck up you piece of trash! Take your Ivy Envy back to that ghetto on the south side!"
Cubs Fan: "Shut the fuck up you piece of trash! Take your Ivy Envy back to that ghetto on the south side!"
by Ronnie Woo Woo May 17, 2008
every male has penis envy because they either feel inadequate or they brag about how big their penis is and cause penis envy in others
Jimmy has penis envy because Jon's is bigger
Jon brags about the size of his penis which makes Jimmy have penis envy
Jon brags about the size of his penis which makes Jimmy have penis envy
by MineIsBiggerThanYoursIs February 14, 2005
The expirience often felt by persons not going to Burning Man beacuse they have real life obligations such as jobs, school, kids, etc.
Mike: Coming to Burning Man this year?
Nate: No, I have school and other shit I need to do.
Mike: So what! You can always start school a week late!
Nate: No, no I can't just fuck off all my obligations to party in the desert with a bunch of freaky druggies and rich douche bags who try to be freaky druggies once a year. Reality is more important right now.
Mike: You should still come.
Nate: You just don't get it do you?
Mike: You have Burning Envy, HA HA!
Nate: ...
Nate: No, I have school and other shit I need to do.
Mike: So what! You can always start school a week late!
Nate: No, no I can't just fuck off all my obligations to party in the desert with a bunch of freaky druggies and rich douche bags who try to be freaky druggies once a year. Reality is more important right now.
Mike: You should still come.
Nate: You just don't get it do you?
Mike: You have Burning Envy, HA HA!
Nate: ...
by Bitterend August 28, 2008
The feeling of discontent or covetousness upon receiving an individual's "Out of Office AutoReply" indicating that she is away from the office, and will be for some time.
I developed a serious case of AutoReply Envy today after I emailed Amy only to receive her Out of Office AutoReply indicating she was out for the entire week and was therefore excused from our corporate retreat.
by Tupelo44 March 04, 2010
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