Number eleven in german.
by L0REDO March 17, 2021
Get the ELFmug. kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
elf in a jar is a elf that dies in a jar from a kid
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
elf in a jar is a elf that dies in a jar from a kid
by pufflerdude January 3, 2023
Get the elf in a jarmug. 
A naughty adult elf is a tall man in middle to upper management that behaves himself all year but, at the Christmas party, be drinks,dances and misbehaves
Look at Chris over there on the dancefloor! He has a family at home but he’s up there dancing with little Xiaoping! What a naughty adult elf!!
by Bowslosski November 1, 2023
Get the Naughty adult elfmug. 
Also Elfing.
A predatory sexual tactic used to seduce women by acting like a Christmas loving simpleton.
Generally targets urban professional women returning home for the holidays who are unsatisfied by their career and/or rebounding from a difficult break up.
Characterized by an initial display of childlike intelligence coupled with an inexplicable aptitude for Christmas related activities, followed by the revelation of a tight physique, acts of service for her parents, niece/nephews, the community, or in some cases her own child if Dad is out of the picture. Ultimately culminates in copulation.
A predatory sexual tactic used to seduce women by acting like a Christmas loving simpleton.
Generally targets urban professional women returning home for the holidays who are unsatisfied by their career and/or rebounding from a difficult break up.
Characterized by an initial display of childlike intelligence coupled with an inexplicable aptitude for Christmas related activities, followed by the revelation of a tight physique, acts of service for her parents, niece/nephews, the community, or in some cases her own child if Dad is out of the picture. Ultimately culminates in copulation.
Bro, I totally elfed her…she’s a lawyer in Manhattan but was in town for the holidays. I made cookies with her niece, then I popped my shirt off while fixing her parents busted radiator, we went to pick out a Christmas tree, then we had sex!
by Donlentile March 13, 2025
Get the Elfedmug. ELF or elf - short form/acronym used in text and social media posts to stand in for “ever-living fuck”, an amplification of the more common “af” and “wtf” acronyms. The “af” form can be altered thusly: aelf. The “wtf” like so: wtelf.
What the elf is this??? Why in the elf are there so many definitions for Santorum? That is confusing aelf.
by SpaceProphet January 1, 2018
Get the ELFmug.