Elf Shoes

Elf shoes are pieces of leftover pizza that are at least a few days old. Defined by the “curl” at the point of the pizza slice, looking like an elf shoe. Typically, elf shoes happen because leftover pizza wasn’t refrigerated. While its not safe to consume pizza that’s been left out for more than a few hours, we’re all guilty of leaving the pizza box out for a few days, slowly chipping away at the leftover elf shoes.

“Hey, bro. You wanna help me finish this box of elf shoes? “

“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”

by MisterHollie December 27, 2021

Alfred the elf king

A joke nickname for a girl or boy named Avery. Comes from Avery meaning elf king, and an alternate version of the name Alfred

“Hi Alfred the elf king. Did you do good on your English quiz?”

by hubsta April 7, 2022

Wild Elf

Wild elves are hardier that their cousins and have a reputation for being fierce, indomitable warriors. Wild elves aren't noted for their brains.

legolas isn't one of these

by smurf August 22, 2004

elf ears!!!

Real elf ears are pointy ears, perfect for the renaissance festival!
People back back BACK in the day, thought elfs had magical powers 🧝 ♀️ 🧝 ♂️ 🧝

Ppl: look at her! It looks like she has REAL elf ears!!!
Ppl: are they real? Wow, the renaissance festival is full of crazy people!

by Bunny blue November 6, 2021

South Pole Elf

An individual that thrives on ruining the excitement and wonder of others.

"Wind and Solar are the future of power!"
"Yeah, idiot, who needs falcons and desert tortoises anyway?"
"Wow...you are definitely a South Pole Elf."

by Kind Cruelty November 20, 2021

ELF

A nickname for one of the best friends you will ever have! A sweet loving person who will brighten up your day!

Elf is such a light in this world.

by msmistofeltzr February 9, 2022

Elf

Elderly little fuck

Person A : Man my grandma is soo annoying

Person B : Yea she's a elf !

by Edo.MXS October 20, 2021