dylan

they call him BIG D for a reason. he has a kraken cock and can destroy a pussy in less than 0.000001 seconds.

Girl: Fuck me like a Dylan would
Guy: They call me Dylan for a reason
Girl: Fuck your name is actually Dylan. that dick is too big for me :/
Guy: too late *takes off pants*

Girl: already past out cause the dick was so good.

Guy: Thats what i call cum drunk.

by Solbae February 5, 2017

dylan

And especially Unique individualWith a good sense of style and a great sense of humor also very gorgeous smart and in genius musically gifted it has lots of different secret talents that you wouldn’t know unless you’ve got to no one so if you find one of these don’t let them slip through your fingers as they are very rare to come by

Dylan is cool to the insiders

by Cool did January 30, 2018

Dylan

A Dylan can be hard to handle and a know it all.. sometimes. He is the kind of person who cries if he gets a D on his/her progress report. A Dylan is constantly pretending to be autistic. He is obsessed with cars and Thanos. He has brown hair and wears a cars T-shirt everyday. He can be a nice friend occasionally. But mainly a jerk.

Simon says point to the kid with a cars shirt and Is dating thanos *points to Dylan

by Timmy9yearsold May 2, 2019

dylan

a dumb ass kid with and increadibly small dick he is an ugly mutherfucker and when girls see him the scream and run and a fat ass

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh its dylan

by bfhioaciegdfuhaiuegfuiawgfua May 30, 2018

Dylan

He is my world, my life, my soul and my everything!! Your cute, loving, kind, generous ❤️❤️ U make everything and everyone feel amazing and u are so fun to be around 😂💜 U are u and that is the BEST thing you could ever be 🌹🌹🌹 ily from u know who !!

Dylan is in none of my classes

by Mathswithsomeone January 31, 2018

Dylan

That kid who has long/short hair that everyone thinks that he will shoot up a place

Dylan the School shooter

by Unknown 121111564 May 3, 2018

Dylan

Very cute and strong boys, and love the most they will do anything for girls in a relationship, if you mess with a Dylan you get beat up very very cute guys.

Dylan farted

Dylan is a sweet sexy boy

Dylan is the best

by Princess bubblegum May 21, 2016