Drama Sex

People who don't have sex physically but have sex with their drama.

Garrett, "Any drama today?"
Gavin, "Sec let me check my email!!!"
Garrett, "What they say?!"
Gavin, "LOL!!! THIS GUY IS MAD!!! HES GONNA QQ!!!"
Garrett, "LOL!!!!!!!"
Gavin "LOL!!!!! THIS LOSER WANTS ME TO COME AT HIM!"
Travis, " You guys act like this is drama sex"

by SchizoiDroid July 26, 2011

Drama Arsonist

Someone (typically a female) who loves to spark drama through exaggerations, gossip or cattiness. Once the flame is lit, they sit back and get off on the havoc they caused.

Female Drama Arsonist 1: "I know his girlfriend is jealous of me already, so I'll comment on his posting about going to the comedy club and say I want to go too."

Female Drama Arsonist 2: "That bitch thinks she can chime in on my man's posting to piss me off?!? I guess I'll let her boyfriend know about the little fling she had on her girls trip."

*This can be a never ending cycle when two Drama Arsonists go head to head (no pun intended).

by ChrisM949 June 23, 2015

drama-parasite

drama-parasite - this friend is always going through a crisis and you can't enjoy yourself with them because you're too busy picking up the pieces, of whatever is their current problem. And they always have one/hundred.
Do not mistake for emotional vampire.

That girl is a drama-parasite.

Uh huh!

by Trinity River July 24, 2014

Drama Pest

A drama pest is a human that (often whilst intoxicated) becomes a cheeky pest and incites drama.

This personality trait may be exacerbated by an overindulgence in various substances; the consumption of five bottles of champagne for example.

Drama pests are often caught up in arguments with friends, lovers and strangers or dangerous situations that may cause unnecessary harm, stress and/or anxiety for themselves and others.

Human: "So I visited my ex last night, ended up drinking a lot of wine and got into his bed."
Friend: "Didn't you already tell him you weren't interested?"
Human: "Yes, but..."
Friend (annoyed): "You're such a drama pest! Pull yourself together and some decorum!"

by justaddvodka February 5, 2022

Aggro Drama

Aggressive & Dramatic falsehoods such as rumors about another individual for nothing more than the need to make oneself feel better about their own inequities.

I'm not the one going around spreading Aggro Drama everywhere.

by The Surreal Urbanist January 3, 2021

Greek drama

When the most exciting, dramatic scenes take place off stage, away from the audience.

Cora Crawley, Countess of Grantham: The trouble is Mary's back from London today as well. She gets in at five o'clock.
Isobel Crawley, Baroness Merton: Matthew's driving down in Lavinia's car. They won't meet on the train.
Violet Crawley, Dowager Countess of Grantham: That's a relief. I hate Greek drama. You know,
when everything happens off stage.

by GiveretDingus July 23, 2021

drama stretch

While, in the middle of exercising (usually jogging), when one decides to suddenly start stretching to make a spectacle of themselves. This mostly occurs in crowded areas so that others are forced to watch, or in a severe case, dodge the stretcher if they happen to be blocking a sidewalk or trail. The drama stretcher will appear to be in some other world oblivious to onlookers, but they are quite aware of the attention.

I can’t believe how many drama stretchers are in this park. Does anyone actually do any running around here?

Damn, I almost hit that drama stretcher with my bike. Don’t these people look before they stretch and take up the whole trail.

by DC Derailleurs May 6, 2021