Dog 

god backwards

Person1: Look at that fluffy ass dog! Bet he likes to eat up bitches as well as meat.
Person2: Damnit Daniel, don’t talk about our savior that way, for he is god!

Dog by belowbasic January 27, 2019

Dog 

Cat in disguise.

"definitely dog no cat"

Dog by None of ya dam business December 28, 2018

Dog 

The kindest, most loyal companion you will ever have. A dog will always be your best friend. They are usually easier to talk to than people.

Dog: Woof, woof. Woof! Woof, woof?
Person: Ahh, yes. I understand.

Dog by worldsfastestsnail December 30, 2018

Dog 

God backwards

Dog are Gods

Dog by Aurisbayev January 9, 2019

dog 

a perfect creature which will always love you and is the perfect thing to exist but sadly it's life span is an average of 13-15 human years and then will not be there for you so use those years wisely and love it when asks for love keep it well or else I WILL COME TO KILL YOU!

aren't dogs a perfect creature

dog by guy-goay-gay January 10, 2019

Dog 

A dog will stick by your side all the time and fight for you when times are at stake and will never forget you no matter what happens and a dog is a mans best friend and the only friend you can trust during hard times in life including when you are going threw times when there is no one to trust you will always have your dog there to support you

I have never seen my dog leave my side when danger is near

Dog by McFly Bobby ;) February 26, 2019

Dog 

If a girl repetitively calls you a dog, she wants you to fuck her

You're a dog Josh!

Dog by Geeenius February 27, 2019