distractobat

A massive distraction via any little bing thing, especially dogs

Stop yelling while I am driving, you are being a distractobat

by Daddy Ryan June 15, 2022

Distracted

Kellen.

Kellen is distracted

by AlphaWolf0016 November 14, 2022

Distractasize

To take your mind off of something

I need to distractasize myself to get out of this funk.

by BeeA90 January 31, 2023

Distracted

Yeah sorry I got distracted. I'll get caught up tonight at work.

Iam "Yeah we've been distracted lately. 🤷 ♂️ not enough time in the day, ya know?"

by Hym Iam February 13, 2023

Distraction Dick

When a woman recognizes she's obsessing and analyzing about a new guy too much, she goes on other dates to occupy her mind.

Jane told me she can't stop thinking about that bearded lumberjack, with the house on the lake she had coffee with. She's rereading texts, googling his name, stalking on Facebook, you name it! Realizing she's entering psycho mode, she's been right-swiping on Tinder day and night to line up Distraction Dick to keep herself sane.

by Ekenned1 March 10, 2023

Distractionship

A romantic relationship, often short in nature, engaged in by one or both parties as a means of distracting one from ones own life content be that the positive or negative aspects, for example their goals, or success, or issues, or problems, or projects etc.

As a distraction to the individuals personal life, it is often short lived and half-arsed, lacking the drive and attention needed to sustain a meaningful relationship.

"Hey Edward hows things been going? Gotten up to much since I saw you last?"

"Well I just finished a distractionship last month that I was in to avoid working on my novel because I'm afraid of my own success. Other than that, not much."

by _Eager_ August 12, 2024

Distractics

Distraction-Tactics

A plan, or series of actions to redirect someone’s attention.

“The government used distractics about aliens, to change the conversation”

by Jaytecx November 3, 2023