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Pez Dispenser

For tracheotomy victims only. Right after you have taken a fresh load in your mouth and it settles in your throat, you have someone tilt your head back and shoot it right at them thru your throat hole. They'll never see it coming...literally.
Bob tasted some liquid candy from Sutter's Pez Dispenser. Mmmm
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dishy

Something stupid, out of place, wrong, fishy, suspicious, idiotic, juvenile, strange, weird, different, funny, humorous, alcoholic in nature, and/or just plain dumb.
1) Don't fly United. They're dishy.
2) I think this Sprite is a little dishy.
3) Don't be dishy.
4) You're such a dish!
5) Something's dishy here...
6) Just go down the dishwasher.
7) Mrs. Smith needs to wash her dishes.
8) You just got dished!
9) Man, is this dishy.
10) Don't go all dishy on me.
by jam-man November 16, 2005
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Skippy dippy

When you're banging a girl from behind ram it into her ass and watch her skip while you're dipping your cock in her ass
by Blumpkin the pumpkin October 11, 2017
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dispexia

The excuse one makes when performing acts of less than reputable intelligence.
A very good sign of severe dispexia: attempting to spell 'dyslexia' and spelling it 'dispexia'
by SaraBelle December 20, 2012
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Rippy Dippy

A phrase to make light of a bad, awkward, or serious situation. Usually in a comical sense.
Person 1: “Aw shit, my phone just died.”

Person 2: “Well rippy dippy.”
by Lime_Smither October 4, 2017
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at the dispensary

Spoken as a phrase, generally as exclamation at full voice volume. It simply signifies that a story being told has likely already been told several times.
Person 1 : "Oh, yeah I forgot to tell you. After work today I bumped into Ron and -"

Person 2 : AT THE DISPENSARY
by gaydefiner April 3, 2017
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dipsy-doodle

Aggressive parasitic urethral strain of necrotizing fasciitis (aka pork sword-eating bacteria)

Infections invariably route back to studio audience members of the Jeremy Kyle show. This belligerent bacteria climbs in your piss-pipe (urethra) and devours your veiny-love-tree (pink oboe) from the inside out, culminating in a glory of inward foreskin collapse with vulva-esque results. Rumour has it that it is in fact a microcosmic Jeremy Kyle show with The bacteria playing Jezza and your member playing the contestant.
"Oh crikey old bean! After spacedocking that crack-ho lady of the night, it seems I have been afflicted with an acute case of the dipsy-doodles ... more leaches for me I fear"
by vvhip July 23, 2016
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