A medical condition which prevents one from attending school or work. Symptoms include coughing during phone conversations, talking through one's nose as though retarded and lying around playing video games. Recovery is swift.
Named after its first known victim, Karl Fakenheimer. (1802 - 1860)
Named after its first known victim, Karl Fakenheimer. (1802 - 1860)
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 28, 2005
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Though it may be hard to resist, try not to look at it too hard, or you'll tend to like he or she. (mostly a her)
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found out it was internet disease
but when I met her at school I threw up in her face...
found out it was internet disease
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very common symtpoms of this disease, is that you are suddenly stupid. also that ur hair will start to have a yellowish, feces coloring to it.
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