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cottage cheesy discharge

when a women has wierd discharges from her vagina, they seem to look like cottage cheese which is really aged semen that is still in the vagina after sex!!!!
me: wat the fuck is that baby?

my wife: oh thats yours and your dad's cum, looks like cottage cheese, huh??


me: cottage cheesy discharge huh, looks like it would go good on a sandwinch!!!
by donny22 January 21, 2009
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dichtfuchs

A very drunk person
You are a dichtfuchs
by Herbby09 February 22, 2015
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Golden Disc

A cup of urine frozen into a thin circular layer that can be slipped under an annoying neighbor's door. When melted, leaves a permanent smell in carpet that cannot be removed. Discs are best produced following a night of heavy drinking, and are considered the ultimate in cold revenge.
In planning his revenge on his apartment complex arch-nemesis, Julian waited until a night of heavy drinking to manufacture the Golden Disc that he would cunningly slip under Do's door.
by Wakim & Pablo September 14, 2008
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Skipping Disc

When one is talking to a child whom was born in the late 80s or 90s .Because of their age they dont know what a record or skipping record was? 45 speed or 33 album so you have to use common sense so that they understand your old ass !
Son-Hey dad make sure you wash your hands cause you just went outside and had a cigarette and it smells.

Dad-Hey you sound like a skipping disc ok every time I walk in the house after smokeing you say the same fucking shit !I know it smells and i wash every time so shut the fuck up!
by troubledemon September 5, 2009
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Disc Golfing

The act of masturbating to DVD porn that you have seen a hundred times because your internet connection is down.
"Dude, what are you doing later?" "Well since my DSL line is with At&t and there aren't any good milfy girls here at the club tonight, it looks like I will just go disc golfing."
by rockabilly_32 March 12, 2010
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honorable discharge

When the drill seargent ejaculates in the ass of a private in the Marine Bootcamp.
Did you see the way the Seargent was riding private Hage? Looked like an honorable discharge.
by Vanilla Typhoon September 4, 2008
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Dinch

Having someone squeeze your nipples using their asshole. Double dinches can only be done by somebody with a vagina.
I got this hooker last night, and she was so drunk she gave me a blumpkin and let me dinch the shit outta her!
by DinchMaster June 22, 2009
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