Diabestiality

To have sex with an absurdly obese person. See: diabetes; bestiality.

John: "Did you see Bill's new girlfriend? She's gotta be at least 500 pounds!"
Joe: "Yeah, I heard he's into diabestiality."

by nnattt September 4, 2013

Disaboner

Having high hopes for a potential boner, and having those expectations meet crushing defeat.

We found this hot scientist named Alexandra Costeau, but were met with a disaboner once we were unable to find any nude photos of her.

by auburnguy32 October 29, 2014

Diabetes

Diabetes is a disease that either means you take tablets or you have injections everyday around 4-5 times everyday. You also have to prick your finger and put it on a strip. It is NOT contagious or disgusting. I have diabetes and i am proud to say that I have it and if any one is mean to me about it, I don't care because I've had it since a young age and it just makes me and diabetic people stronger!

I have diabetes and need injections.

by Katrina74 October 5, 2017

Disabled Mentalism

Being disabled due to your mental state

Your disabled mentalism has gotten you quite stiff, hasn't it?
Why didn't you plant the bomb, is it because of your Disabled Mentalism?

by Kasrii June 19, 2018

Disabilibuddies

Friends who when together discuss ways to get on disability and government aid programs.

Where is Randle?

I saw him leave a while ago to visit his disabilibuddies

by A gentleman from nantucket July 24, 2018

Tech disabled

State of someone who, on a temporary or permanent basis, has lost access to a modern means of communication.

I lost my mobile phone and my laptop, I'm tech disabled.

I'm planning a trip to the Gobi Desert, but I will be tech disabled there.

by Epsylon April 15, 2010

Attention Diabetes

Similar to the commonly known diabetes however the seizures are caused when the person suffering from the condition attention levels get too low.

No one is paying attention to her! She suffers from attention diabetes and is about to have one of her seizures!

by Dr. LOLgasm January 1, 2011