Lame Duck Class

That one class in college that you become reluctant to attend later on in the semester. No matter what you do for the remainder of the semester, you cannot pass the class with a good grade. This is usually due in part to bizarre or unfair weighing on assignments by the professor.

Person 1: Ugh I don't feel like going to calc II today.
Person 2: Why's that?
Person 1: Because of that one test I bombed earlier, the highest grade I can get is a 68 assuming I ace that final.
Person 2: Boy, what a lame duck class!

by Agent E December 9, 2010

Donald Duck push ups

Doing push ups wearing clothes on the top half of your body only. Doing push ups while being nude from the waist down complety like Donald Duck.

I walked in on Mike doing Donald Duck push ups

by Stratedy December 17, 2011

wacky duck

n. a hit to a man's genitals.

I gave him a wacky duck after he stepped on my foot.

by deluna June 30, 2006

fuck fuck fuck a duck...

A Song sang to the tune of row row row your boat.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Sixty-nine a porcupine
And hope he blows you too.

by Dana July 11, 2004

Ducati

A two wheeled money pit, sexy beyond words, enough to drive a normal person insane with lustful passion, and to empty any wallet. Universally despised by the larger motorcycle community that can't afford to own one.

Ducati bikes are practical, reliable, and affordable, and people never spend any money to customize them.... NOT!

by LAZYDUC December 25, 2008

duck sick

an oral technique preformed by a dyslexic prostitute

i duck sick for five dollars

by Josh Posh December 7, 2009

duct tape

shutting bitches up since 1942

Person 1: And then I was like "omg," and then he was like "wtf" and i was like "idk" and he was like "stfu"

Person 2: wishes he had duct tape.

by maddipaddypicasso May 25, 2009