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Diesel

Diesel describes cunning and scheming shit stirrers, who are akin to the Diesel engine originated from Thomas the Tank engine.
Lemon: I mean, some people are Edwards, wise, kind. Some are Henrys, hardworking, and strong. Some people are Diesels. Fuck me! Those are trouble. You, though, yeah, you seem like a Percy. Young. Sweet. Not all there.

Lemon: Die you diesel bitch!
by Ben Dover Froome July 5, 2023
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diesching

when someone pockets your vaporizing device or other substances and walks around without giving it back to you and without hitting it
yo quinn lemme smack that j… (5 mins later) yo diesche why your pants on fire? did you pocket the j??

yo tring lemme hit that hooch… (5 mins later)
yo diesche give my vape back you selfish cunt stop diesching me
by hazendavis October 30, 2023
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Champ Diesel

Noun: A superior champion. A person who is above and beyond an already excellent position.

Noun: A person who is striving/has the potential to be the best, but has not yet attained perfection.
ex. 1
Guy1-Dude, did you hear that Jake broke the record and won states?
Guy2-Ya dude i know. That guy is a champ diesel.

ex. 2
Guy1-dude that kid is gona go far someday, he is a legit champ diesel
by Jate77q April 4, 2010
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popped diesel

When someone is so huge that you think they are beyond steriods
Damn is that guy on steriods??

Fuck no he is popped diesel
by 2nd period pandora class May 18, 2010
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Two dimes on the belly of a biscuit

A mildly valuable item discovered in the bowels or auxilliary to something of comparably lower value.
"I found a timex watch in the trunk of that wrecked Kia."

"Aw damn .... two dimes on the belly of a biscuit!"
by Lil' Ree-Ree June 20, 2017
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donaldo dies caniculares

/donaldo•dee-ess•khanee•cue lar es/
noun: informal

1. A period of nationwide political and economic stagnation, lethargy, inactivity, decline, and moral turpitude brought on by inadequate political leadership.

2. A period of rising temperatures and sea levels often referred to by scientists as global warming, but currently denied to exist or blamed by the majority of US Republicans and some Far Right Activists on too many pot smokers in liberal states, or on the excessive use of hair salon blow dryers.
1. Mr Scaramucci may have been disappointed when he realized he couldn't take the heat of a donaldo dies caniculares, but he was utterly stunned to discover the cooling effect it would have beneath his sheets.

2. At first, Jeffe couldn't believe his people could grow this kind of pot in Lapland tundra, and it was all because of donaldo dies caniculares. Now, however, he was in the habit of passing out cigar sized joints with a smile and saying, "Here, Have a Donaldo Diaz!"
by PensiveQuills August 15, 2017
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Vin Diesel

friend: have you heard about Vin Diesel?
me: family?
family: yes
by ryuisshook June 25, 2019
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