cooked dog

the tacos in Mexico that dont very much taste like regualr meat.often more hard to bite into....if you lost your dog in mexico.. chances are, you ,may be eating it. you also may find this cooked dog substance in tacos, burritos, enchaladas, ect..

(in a Mexican accent)
1:you like cooked dog?
2:cooked dog five dolla.
3:free cooked dog if you buy brac-a-lets!
4:we like cooked dog in me-he-co!!!

by ASHLEYKENDAL November 26, 2006

your cooked

When someone is done for. Like wack or dumb

No one cares your cooked

by Avry July 19, 2017

pressure cooker farts

The type of flatulence that sounds like it’s emanating from a pressure cooker.

I came into the kitchen, put my arms around my wife, and hearing the pressure cooker asked, “what’s for dinner, honey?” and was astounded when she simply said, “I don’t know - but I am having these unrelenting pressure cooker farts all afternoon!”

by Dr Bunnygirl August 13, 2019

Cook a cat

A quiet expression of annoyance, particularly when you're clinically fed up.

Talking to yourself:

Oh, cook a cat...

by James Christ August 15, 2004

Giles Cooke

A person (only just) who bears a resmemblance to a pig, who also says stupid things, which embarrass him and those around him. They are also the type of person, who thinks that without his ugliness/spots, all members of the opposite sex would be swarming around them.The term can also be used to describe people who have had a very embarrassing and socially threatening sexual mishap/cock-up

"That indian resturant is pricey...but cheap"
"What do you call people that have no parents"
"The sky looks low tonight"
"I dont know how to tuck in my shirt"
"If i didnt have spots, all the women would want me"
(after missing a blatent scoring oppurtunity)"I forgot to shoot!"
"I tried to screw her, with a flop on"


All these quotes are from the original and only Giles Laurence Cooke. Any quotes like this used in the same sort of context, constitutes the quotee to be a "Giles Cooke"

by Nic Cooper Inc. October 25, 2008

I'd cook

To cook, meaning the penis being inserted to ones vagina for a considerable amount of time.

Georgie: Woah, look at him.
Alice: Phwooar, i'd cook!

by -sophyy March 29, 2008

Pennsylvania pressure cooker

the act of securely fastening a plastic bag over a bitches head and proceeding to pound her until orgasm. Warning: Death is a possible outcome if you hold your nut too long.

yo, i gave my old lady a Pennsylvania pressure cooker last night and almost killed the ho!

by peterson tad October 18, 2008