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Mad Curly

She dropped her panties and whoa!!!!! Mad curly.
by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2017
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Red Curry Dragon

When your asshole turns into a fire expelling dragon from engorging oneself on the House is Curry all you can eat special.
Where’s Carl? He’s been in and out of his office a lot today. Is everything ok? He’s fine. Just a little red curry dragon. We took the new client out to House of Curry last night. Well that explains why the stall has been tied up all morning.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
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Steve Curly

Your friend who thinks they’re Steph Curry, but can’t play like him at all
“Hey did you see that 3? I almost made it in like Steph Curry! ”
“Yeah Jon, you’re a real Steve Curly”
by kbbee January 31, 2021
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Box of curve balls

Something you ask a new new guy on your baseball/softball team to get to make them look foolish. See headlight fluid
Hey new guy, the coach wants you to go check with the other team to see if they brought a box of curve balls.
by ChuckBS July 1, 2011
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Bury the curry

I had to bury the curry so badly yesterday after eating all those beans...
by The Giant M September 8, 2012
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The Coworker Curve

A grading scale of coworker hotness that tends to form after weeks, months, or years of working among the same individuals. Based on the coworker curve, the least ugliest becomes the hottest and the ugliest becomes the least hottest.

The coworker curve has similar effects as beer goggles. It no longer relies on common sense standards of hotness and sex appeal. For most it happens subconsciously, you'll walk into a workplace for the first time and see all 2's and 5's (out of 10), and months later you'll find yourself checking out that same 5 as if they were a 9. Or even worse, you start bringing that fugly beat to parties and showing them off to your friends.
Coworker: I thought Sally was pretty ugly when I first started working here, but after a few months..... she's actually pretty cute.
Me: Yea, she's cute based on the coworker curve , but uglier than shit in real life.
by MrValentin0 December 1, 2016
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Flattening the Curve

Requesting someone to do a task or, for a commitment on a part-time basis while knowing the task or request has no set end date (or may well never end).
Are you really looking to replace the admin assistant or am I just flattening the curve?
by Sleepy J0ey B December 12, 2021
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