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Cuban Poolboy

A very aggressively submissive alpha male that can make any girl remove her clothes and any given time in any given place.
“If you see the Cuban Poolboy around anywhere, hide yo girl”
by Sgt. Sticky May 28, 2022
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Cuban Swirly

Giving someone a swirly with a turd in the bowl.
That punk ass needs a Cuban swirly.

There's a cigar turd in the bowl waiting for him.
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar December 1, 2024
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Cuban Heel

A heel of approximately two to three inches on a mans shoe or boot which enables him to reach the head hight of his lady friend
Jaysus holley maree muther look at the cuban heels on that short arse feergal there
by The Agent Provocateur April 26, 2016
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Cuban Missile Crisis

When an individual of Cuban descent makes their partner experience multiple back to back intense orgasms in the span of a minute.
You want me to give you a Cuban Missile Crisis you naughty girl...
by Castro's Pet Duck October 26, 2017
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cuban

v. (derogatory) To purposely tank/lose an important competition in an effort to place oneself in a better situation in the future, usually as a professional sports team
The Chicago Bears really cubanned their season to get a better draft pick for next year
by not jason kidd April 10, 2023
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Cuban Meat Slicer

When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.
My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.
by Mr. RFH August 17, 2022
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