Crystal Methodist

A person with facial tattoos that refer to the Christian faith. This person is often stick-thin with an appearance most commonly associated with meth addicts. Crystal Methodists are most often found on the popular television show "Cops".

"Damn man, look at a this white trash!"

"Woah, be quiet Fred! You know there's a bunch of Crystal Methodists living around here! You'd be shot in a heartbeat!"

by Optimal11 December 14, 2013

cryosex

Sex in a freezer

A chunk of my ear froze and broke off during cryosex with my boyfriend.

by SunRae March 17, 2014

Cryle

Whiny little bitch named Kyle

Stop being a Cryle

by jaylynch April 13, 2015

Crys

Crys is a bitch. Nuff' said.

"Hey, Crys are you a bitch?"
"Yeah, pretty much"

by MrArtanis November 17, 2017

Crylo

Nickname for the character Kylo Ren from Star Wars The Force Awakens, given to him because of his excessive tantrums and the amount of times he cries and/or is sad.

Kylo Ren- *kills father* *cries* ahhhhh my life is so hard I hate itttttttttttt
Kylo haters- shut the f*ck up, Crylo.

by Extra Large Hogwarts Pajamas April 23, 2019

Crystal Crown

Begin by ejaculating into a mason jar until you have at least one pint of semen. Freeze it and hammer it into a powder with a meat tenderizer and put it back in the freezer. To give someone a crystal crown remove the frozen jizz from the freezer and sprinkle it on their face and head area. This is best done while simultaneously cumming on their face.

Baby you're my queen, can I give you a crystal crown?

by Ihavethesewipes January 30, 2021

Crystal

Crystal can be defined as “Agreeing towards something and ending up not sticking to your word”

1. Him : Oh she “Pulled a CRYSTAL” at work today
2. Her : Yes we shall do full body wax.

(Few days later)…(Nothing happens)

Him : You pulled a Crystal again

by Gilfoyle Dragneel December 15, 2021