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Crystal Crown

Begin by ejaculating into a mason jar until you have at least one pint of semen. Freeze it and hammer it into a powder with a meat tenderizer and put it back in the freezer. To give someone a crystal crown remove the frozen jizz from the freezer and sprinkle it on their face and head area. This is best done while simultaneously cumming on their face.
Baby you're my queen, can I give you a crystal crown?
by Ihavethesewipes January 30, 2021
mugGet the Crystal Crownmug.

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