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Crimson vow

When you fingerbang a lady on her period with your ring finger.
Brenda was on the rag last night but horny AF so we made a crimson vow before God.
by mastahjace December 2, 2021
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crimson chindo

A chindo (a dildo attached to a chinstrap) bloodied by a bleeding vagina
Sally made sure I facebanged her so hard that I came up with a crimson chindo
by J baloneys April 20, 2016
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King Crimson

In my book, one of the GREATEST progressive rock bands that spawned in England and left an amazing legacy. Along with Pink Floyd.
They formed between 1968 and 1969 and first disbanded in 1974. After that, they returned in 1981...to be disbanded again three years later...then 1994 to 2008...and, their final round, 2013 to 2021.
While King Crimson is progressive rock, they drew inspiration from a wide variety of music, incorporating elements of classical, jazz, folk, heavy metal, gamelan, industrial, electronic, experimental music and even new wave.
Oh, shit. Did I mention Pink Floyd? We can't just leave out Yes and the Soft Machine.
Alfred: England has some really good bands-
Josh: Go ahead and name some.
Alfred: ...King Crimson, Pink Floyd, Yes, the Soft Machine...
Josh: (Why are all of them things I like?!)
by 7568ino November 2, 2023
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Crimson Rose

When a girl get married while on her period. But still proceeds to do the deed that evening
The Day that Zesty got married, His wife gave him a Crimson Rose that evening.
by TheRandomJbob January 18, 2023
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Crimson Star

When a girl gets two periods within the same calendar month. Referenced to "once in a blue moon."
Tom: "Hey, do you want go grab drinks tonight?"

Phil: "I would, but there's a Crimson Star at my house tonight. I got to go to the store to get tampons."
by 2whiteguyz August 5, 2011
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Crimson Pill

Byproduct of taking the Red Pill, you become so Red Pilled that you become Crimson Pilled instead. One takes the Red Pill and bounces to the Crimson Pill; this is also commonly referred to as the "Red Pill Rage." Some men experience anger when they learn about the lies society taught them and at women for their unfair mating behavior.

However, if the "Crimson Pillers" continues to linger in their anger, it will lead them into taking the "Black Pill." These Black Pillers believe that only a select few men can attract women, so nothing matters and there is nothing they can do to change anything.
Jack took the Red Pill after watching the dating podcast last night. He was so angry by the end of the podcast that he Crimson Pilled himself.
by Mister Arbiter June 7, 2024
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Brendan Crimson

Brendan Crimson has that Talent Factor that others lack
by BoboBilson August 1, 2023
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