Crunch

When you eat a women out during your lunch break - You have cunt for lunch.

Guy: Dude, your breath smells of tuna.
Stud: I know, that's because I've just had some crunch.

by Superawesomefantastic August 5, 2011

crunch punch

This is a tasty drink drank that combines liquor, 100% juice concentrates, and protein powder. Resulting in a thick concoction that will leave you crunk.

Hey Sleezus your gonna get the illest drunk ever off the crunch punch.

by Thor's trusty steed Sleipner July 17, 2007

crunch patties

a substitute for a swear word.

Person 1: Hey did you remember to bring your project in today?

Person2: OH CRUNCH PATTIES! I thought they were due tomorrow.

by Mrs. Mr. Ms. Dr. Nick October 30, 2008

crunchster

A combination of crunchy, granola, hippie with hipster overtones. An eco-hipster.

Minneapolis is full of bike-riding, organic food-loving, tattooed, disaffected crunchsters with great taste in music.

by yoursaladisready September 29, 2009

crunchy peanut butter

The Superior peanut butter. Change my fucking mind

Person: I like crunchy peanut butter
Literally Everyone: You are a disappointment to society

by AgarPughead September 28, 2020

crunching chips

staying up wayyy too late talking to a friend on the phone

“Why were you up so damn late last night?!”
“Sorry I was crunching chips with a friend”

by cylerguy May 3, 2021

carrot crunching cowboy

A man who enjoys another mans penis in his mouth. He enjoys nibbling on the other mans bellend. He would also be described as a gay, sailor, homosexual or prick.

That Grant is a carrot crunching cowboy, i hate the bastard.
Come on then you carrot crunching cowboy lets go some.

by AAnnoonn June 11, 2006