A notebook computer that you often take into the bathroom with you when pooing. Often an older laptop that the owner doesn't care about.
by C-Murdah December 07, 2007
Feces that contains a large amount of corn lodged inside of it. Usually in the shape of a brown log "corn crap" contains yellow nibblets that protrude like branches on a tree.
by JoshElliott November 10, 2005
When people from the coasts have an attitude about people who live in the Midwest and the Midwest in general.
If you’re going to come to town with a big bag of coastal crap then why the fuck did you decide to go to college in Iowa?
Once again, Mandy has to pull some coastal crap when she went on a rant about just how “quaint” the sushi places in Chicago are.
Once again, Mandy has to pull some coastal crap when she went on a rant about just how “quaint” the sushi places in Chicago are.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
mrs.claus called the plumber to declog the Christmas crap santa had left after eating cookies from children all across the world.
by santas elf December 29, 2009
by No1MusicFan November 08, 2009
1. A situtation where any possible outcome is equally terrible or undesirable.
2. A pipe or channel designed to transport crap from one location to another.
2. A pipe or channel designed to transport crap from one location to another.
by kellyand amy April 26, 2010
a phrase denoting (usu. mild) annoyance or displeasure (derived from crap.) pretty much on the same level as "gosh darn it" or "shoot".
by The Cheshire Kat October 27, 2006