Coching

being attracted to the same sex

Sam came out of the closet, he was now coching

by Graham Smithson- Rajwan February 9, 2021

Clenching

The act of sneaking contraband in to jail by shoving it up your anus/vagina and tightening up your rectal/vaginal muscles

He was caught clenching some cocaine by the guards while being searched

by KittKatt420 May 6, 2021

Churching

The act of going to church

Religious people enjoy churching on Sundays

by Unique handle 212 June 16, 2021

clenching

Kaeya was a man of honor and pride, he hated being wrong and hated admiting defeat….thats why that night he was clenching harder than ever

Kaeya was clenching his Kaeyussy

by british apologist January 22, 2022

Crutching

“To hit someone either with a singular or multiple crutch”

If someone is being a bitch ass, just come close enough and give them a solid crutching to beat the shit outta them

by Surreyslanger March 31, 2022

Coughing

Originally invented by Aaron Cofing when he tried to exhale twice at the same time. Because he didn't want to name it directly after his last name, He decided to add random letters into the mix to make it sound French so that people at his school wouldn't associate it with him at the time. However after 9 years of the fad becoming larger and larger he admitted to being the inventor of Coughing, To which he was laughed out of the room.

Kyle: Man I just won't stop Coughing.
Bryce: Have you tried Cough Syrup?
Kyle: No I haven't.
Bryce: Are you going to?
Kyle: No.

by aaroncoughing May 23, 2022

Coaching

A gentrified, corporate-friendly rebranding referring to a reprimand, scolding, or lecture, usually delivered to a low-level employee by their supervisor or other middle-manager.

"Hey Bob, how did your quarterly performance review with Jen go?"

"Well, she insinuated I was a fuck-up, couldn't be trusted with tasks a lemming would otherwise excel at, and that I should consider becoming a shoe-shiner as it would allow me to grovel beneath successful people without getting in their way."

"Sounds like Jen offered you some healthy coaching there. I hope her advice helps you meet your next corporate deliverable!"

by Quattrochi November 1, 2022