couch dancing

While in a night club, the act of dancing while sitting down on a couch or sofa. Liberally applies to sitting on a bar stool or booth.

Gigi: "Get up and dance with me! You've got rhythm!"

Lou: "No, I'm too tired to stand. I think I'll just sit here and do some couch dancing."

by BTheWordMaker April 13, 2008

Couch Date

Having a man or woman over to the house under the guise of a "Movie Night" or "Cook you dinner" scenario but the real 'Date' usually consists of commitment-free sex after consuming alcohol while 'Relaxing' on a couch. Often referenced by online daters as such when meeting a new person for the first time at ones home rather than public forum.

"Hey Brian, wannna hit the bar and watch the game after work?"

"Man, I wish I could but I got a couch date tonight"

"That new chick from POF that you started talking to yesterday?"

"Yea... That reminds me, I need to buy condoms and Bacardi"

by CulDeSacGroup November 12, 2011

Pussy Couch

When someones mind is wrapped up in the thought of getting laid.

"John didnt do a bit of work today, his head was shoved into the pussy couch"

by Cole V. August 14, 2008

couche rag

A person that is one step up from a douche bag. When the term douche bag is not adequate enough.

That jerk at the store was being a total couche rag!

by $ee-Dub July 24, 2011

Couche Tard

(Couche Tard is all over Quebec...don't forget the rest of us!)

Dude, lets take a trip across the bridge to the Couche Tard and pick up a two-four!

by brydeoh April 10, 2005

Couche tard

A convenient insult combining the words Douche bag, couch potato and retard. Coincidentally, also the name of a popular chain of convenience stores in Quebec, Canada.

"Is that mine?"

"No, it's his's"

"his's?!? That's not a word. You're such a couche tard"

by aliwashere October 23, 2008

couch diving

when a bunch of drunk-asses randomly erupt into bouts of rowdiness by launching themselves onto the couch/each other during get togethers. often results in injury, spilled beers, and broken furniture.

I went couch diving and landed on someone's lit cigarette.

by siamesesem December 25, 2004