Covid Donny

The opposite of a Typhoid Mary. Someone that knows all about a disease they have, but refuses to take any precautions against spreading it to other people either of out of maliciousness or narcissism.

Did you see that guy coughing all over everyone? He's a real covid donny.

by Avarinus October 6, 2020

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Covid Turkey Slap

Due to social distancing, simulating the performance of a traditional Turkey Slap by swinging the penis back and forth, 6 ft away from her face with no physical contact.

While not as physically satisfying as it would be under non-pandemic circumstances, the act of lovingly pseudo-slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis is still a coveted tradition especially around Thanksgiving.

My hot cousin came to town for thanksgiving. While i normally would give her a Turkey slap after everyone went to bed, we kept our distance and had to settle for the covid Turkey slap instead. I gave her a little helicopter penis action as well.

by Dick Onchin November 13, 2020

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Covid Nigger

Something where you just make it up, and use it to influence those around you for the sole purposes of befuddlement, and perplexin IRL Schizo Posting. Huzzah.

Black man in Lobby: Somebody called me a COVID NIGGER!
Superintendent: What?
Black man: Covid nigger, that is who I am to some.

by Noroi February 24, 2021

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Coping Mechanism

A drink recipe created by Jeph Jacques, the creator of the Questionable Content web comic. The recipe is as follows:

1. Place two ice cubes in a glass.
2. Dump out the ice cubes.
3. Fill the glass with bourbon.

I need one Coping Mechanism, stat!

by rgpick October 21, 2011

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