Conay

The name you give to someone who creates their own nickname in an attempt to raise their popularity. Unfortunately for said "conays" it never catches on.

Timothy: Hey, were you speaking to conay yesterday?
Mac: The dudes name is fucking conor!

by Ms Marley June 2, 2011

conascend

Verb: To look down on someone or something for being or acting above the conascender's station.
opposite of condescend.

s (10:08:54 PM): did you take international relations
s (10:09:13 PM): cause i need to find out where to find an article from a scholarly journal
f(10:09:19 PM): naws
f (10:09:22 PM): i dowsnt
s (10:09:30 PM): oh but you would have taken it for fuckin honors and had to read a book anyway
s (10:09:44 PM): not to conascend

by Orville Shredenbacher March 29, 2009

CoNaZ

is extremely sexy and was blessed with a sexy cowlick

omg he is so conaz

by nialio1 October 30, 2008

Conald

Sex fiend, thot, frappe queen

Conald is getting antsy in the pantsy.

by Rambaaaa June 21, 2019

Conattsion

Another phrase for people that always say: "i will do (this) if someone else does that."

Also another word for conditionalistic people and attension seekers.

Person: i will buy a mic if you give me money
You: bro thats so conattsionistic

by Bardoon April 30, 2021

CoJack

A masturbatory fantasy involving an attractive co-worker.

"Did you see what Jessica in Customer Service is wearing today?"

"Oh yeah. I think after work, I'm gonna have to run home and have myself a CoJack."

by HAL 9000 February 28, 2009

cojack

Someone who lacks pubic hair

That kid is a mega cojack

by pedro September 14, 2003