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condom pop 

1) one who is conceived as a result of a failing condom
2) the act of destroying the thin rubber sheath that stands between you and any feeling whatsoever
3) the fabled fourth hole right behind a woman's knee that can only be seen under the right lighting conditions.
1)My mom calls me her little condom pop
2)The pussy was great after i pulled off a condom pop
3)WTF?
condom pop by invisible guy... April 30, 2009

Condom Fail 

A clever comeback to someone when they call you a fail. Referring to the person's parents' condom to fail on them, resulting in the birth of that person. Other versions include abortion fail and birth control fail, but condom fail is much simpler and snappy
Person 2 makes a mistake.
Person 1: hahaha epic fail
Person 2: shut up. you're a condom fail.
Person 1:...
Condom Fail by dhoasfueugaseng October 1, 2011

Condom Shmondom 

What you tell a girl when she asks you to put on a condom.
Girl: Put on a condom.
Guy: Condom Shmondom
Girl: Please
Guy: Naw
Girl: Alright

condom car 

A car with so little value, or such complex repairs, that you drive it until it breaks and throw it away.
Know what a used geo metro and a new toyota prius have in common, they're both condom cars.
condom car by DarwinB September 14, 2013

Condom mistake

Donald Trump was not meant to be. That's what you can call a condom mistake
Condom mistake by Savagequeen69 February 12, 2017

condom cave 

when a condom falls off inside a vagina while having sex
i left a sick condom cave in that bitch last night