Cockumentary

A porno mock version of an actual film.

Cockumentary: Edward Penishands

by Hipz November 28, 2009

stupidest comment on earth

a statement that not only contradicts itself but portrays the speaker as a complete and utter buffoon.

: "it doesn't matter how many people agree...you're still wrong" is the stupidest comment on earth

by ByronEsc August 14, 2006

cockument

Originally Built to commemorate the Great Fire which devastated the City of London in 1666 but i had renamed it Cockument on a night out because i chose to, so bollocks to you all.

it is aptly named by me, expert joker, daniel ghali, who amongst other things is the biggest joker on the planet probably,

"oh look there is the Cockument you fat douche-bag slag" pass me the doner kebab and a pint please..?

by Daniel Ghali September 13, 2007

Corpumentary

A mix between a Documentary and a Corporate Film

A Corpumentary is a cross between a corporate film and a documentary, but it is way more interesting and engaging than a standard Corporate film. It enables us to tell a human story with a specific message behind it. A message which the funding organisation wants to promote.

by Insight78 February 10, 2015

drive by complment

Screamning a complment to someone walking out of the window of a moving car.

Guy riding shotgun:YOUR A GOOD KID!
Person walking: Thanks!
Driver: Nice on man!
Guy riding shotgun: YOUR A GOOD PERSON GOD LOVES YOU!
Driver: nice drive by complment dude!

by joeistheman! December 6, 2009

comment driveby

the act of writing random sayings, words, or anything else irrelivant in the comment section of a video, forum, etc.

hey bob, ya wanna go on youtube and do a comment driveby with me?

ninjadude46213- I like the part when the person does this thing with that other thing.
teddybearODoom46184-yeah, me too, and when that other guy does this thing with that other thing and made the thing explode.
randomcrab79421-testicles.....

by 13luD0G October 28, 2010

Commentitis

The obsessive nature of checking your status postings on Facebook for comments every time a computer/smartphone is near. Lack of comments usually leads to more status updates, "Status Frenzy".

Only two comments on my status?!, Ohhh my commentitis is flaring up again

by Karrg0 November 28, 2010