Compà

Vernacular contraction for "compare" meaning mate, from Pescara and Neaple's dialect. Used when having funny conversations, jokes, or when you get pissed . Otherwise, not that much used in common speaking.

"Compà l' altra sera si so' sfasciati di brutto!"
"Aye mate yesterday nite they to'lly got baked !"

"N'gulo compa', stai a vede?"
"Hell, you seeing, mah nigga ?

by Pescarese May 27, 2014

compadre

1. Mexicans will pick two people to be God-Parents to their child. The Parents and the the God Parents are "Compadres' " The males usually use the child as an excuse to drink excessively.

2. Drinking Partner.

"Honey, I'm going to my compadres' house after work today. We're going to drink some Bud-Ice and down some shots of Tequila. Then I'll stumble home and give you that Tony Sanchez you've been asking about."

"I went to visit my compadre and God child. I had a few beers and next thing I know I'm in a pool of my own piss and vomit."

by chuy December 16, 2004

long time companion

a sometimes euphemistic term used to describe one of two people of the same sex who are in a commited, longterm, co-habitational relationship, and who are often presumed to be lovers.

myrtle and her long time companion, susan, retired together on Cape Cod last year.

by dagger_grrl October 2, 2004

typo-compatible

When a person reading your typo's does not need to have them explained.

One who is "typo-compatible"

"When i grabbed the dick, they felt lucky!"

Oops! I meant "dice" not "dick"

by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005

Combat Shotgun

A shotgun, semi-automatic or fully-automatic that is used by Police or Military forces in combat situations.

I blew a hole the size of a dinner plate in that guy with my combat shotgun.

Shit! Zombies!

Dude, we have combat shotguns!

Riiiiight. I forgot.

by Private Cowboy February 14, 2009

Company Timer

The use of unsanctioned (in addition to one's break) company time to take an extended bathroom break.

Gotta take a company timer

by Pinhedd July 14, 2009

Compaq

Compaq (Kom-Pac) noun 1. A weapon in the shape of a laptop, however, does not offer the services as one.

Dude, look at that loser over there thinking he's hot shit sipping a latte with his Compaq ... "HEY JACK ASS! Get some money together and buy a Toshiba!"

by AR777 September 20, 2010