Colonel

Skinny, usually blonde fellow, with extremely large hair. Can usually be found listening to hardcore punk music. They normally hate everything.

Colonel loves paint it black.

by Jam February 11, 2004

Colonel's buttery spread

To soak a dude's legs and thighs with jazum as a condiment to flavour the flesh.

Chad doused Parker's white quivering thighs with a thick aromatic layer of Colonel's buttery spread.

by Erric Todd January 20, 2009

Colonized

To have your rectum voraciously penetrated; brutal anal sex.

"Damn it Chelsea, you know how I feel about you going out like that," said Chealsea's father.
"But Dad!--"

Later that night Chelsea was colonized by Bryce, Chelsea's crush since middle school

by Colonized March 8, 2017

colonizer

Whites finally get the racial slur equivalent to the blacks' nigger and Jews' kike.

Also known as strong racial epithets, nigger, kike, and colonizer are the equivalents to fuck, shit, and cunt.

Words like chink, spic, and cracker are more like the equivalent to damn, hell, and ass.

Mong and other not so derogatory racial slang are more like the equivalent to crap, frickin, butt, or screw

Whites are colonizers, Blacks are niggers.

by dangnuggets January 15, 2019

ColonelKlink

1. Supreme Nerd GOD of ARFCOM.
2. deity

All hail the mighty ColonelKlink.

by Almighty Klink March 30, 2005

Colonial Dildo Supplier

one who is so useless that they should have their own dick cut off inorder for a women to finally find a use for them by useing their dick as a dildo in colonial times.

I'm so bored I am going to just rip that mans dick off and use him as a Colonial Dildo Supplier.

by gtimbuktu105 September 9, 2010

colonel sanders

the act of grabbing a woman's arms and pulling them into a chicken wing shape and then having sex

I gave Jenny a colonel sanders last night and I think that I broke her arm

by zackattack98 November 29, 2011