Wookie cocked

1.Getting your ass handed to you by a Wookie in any Star Wars game.

2.In any shooter, watching your body explode from the grenade you saw coming...too late.

Player 1 sees Player 2 running at them throwing a grenade.
Player 1, most likely a noob, makes the mistake of running towards Player 2.
Player 1 realizes too late that the grenades are deadly.
Player 2 exclaims:"You just got wookie cocked by "enter name".

*Works best if character's name is Long Shlong Silver.
**Works even better if Player 2 is a Wookie.

by The one named Bo December 13, 2008

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shitty-cocked

The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.

I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.

by dannibitch October 7, 2008

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Wobble-Cocked

Drunk. Really Really Drunk.

By the time Neil was finished with his drink he was so wobble-cocked that he tried to buy a drink for the cop at the bar. And then he pissed himself.

by johne55 August 5, 2012

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uncocky cocker

Someone who, in class, always raises their hand to answer a question and thinks they are 100% right, but it then turns out that they are 100% wrong and the teacher says "kinda" or something other than no to make them think they're right so the cycle repeats.

Teacher: So does anyone know how exactly this formula works?

Uncocky Cocker: Yes! So this number is like the same as the other so they are like linked and it works like that!

Teacher: Almost!

by LeAlex January 26, 2014

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