cob

a montreal's slang to say money

"yo avec cette job la je me suis fait un fou cob"

by edgaro July 23, 2024

Screaming corn cob

Where someone eats raw or not fully cooked corn, and while passing hurts bad enough to make the person moan/yell or scream.

John sounded like he was passing a screaming corn cob in the living room.

by My5k5ey5 March 7, 2023

Cob

Cob: Someone who is an extreme cornball.

“Brianna is such a Cob!” Said Chris.

“Dude, Cobs are so unfunny.”

by Mal, The unstable May 29, 2025

cob o'shit

When you drop a deuce as big and bumpy and firm as a cob of corn.

Yo don't go in the bathroom I saw a huge cob o'shit in urinal.

by Corn chub February 1, 2016

Cobs

Asking for a piece of food and they can’t say no unless they say no cobs when they get it

*yo dawg pulls out some chips** “aye I got cobs on that” now they gotta share

by Bernizzle(ia) October 22, 2018

Corn Cob Dike

Lesbian from the mid-west

Look at that Corn cob dike she is totally fucking that bitch with a stalk of corn

by B-Rad89 July 17, 2011

COB

sticky spittle or saliva which may or may not contain tobacco or other contents.

The cowboy kicked back his chair, put his feet on the table and hawked a cob into the spittoon which was fully 12 feet away.

by The Doo Doo Guru October 17, 2016