Colby is a super chill and funny guy, he is a fucking gangster so watch out, he can and will get all the bitches, he hates teacher *miss Williamson*, he as a YouTube channel with 46 subs so go sub (WhiteBoyy), boy this guy even drives a race car holy shit, he loves Dr Pepper, and he doesn't fuck with anything spicy, this guy once....... did shit he is a fucking loser JKJK this guy is a baller, on the court you will easily mistake him for Kobe Bryant, ya this is not Colby so don't thing that, PCE
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Get the colby simon mug.A Colby is someone who pretends to do drugs or pretends to violate the law in order to act "cool". Colby is a term like Karen, a stereotypical character. A Colby might also where certain clothing and act a certain way to reinforce his idea of what makes someone "cool". A Colby would usually share untruthful rumors about himself doing drugs, etc with classmates and/or on social media.
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