Clinton Kelly

The hilarious fashion expert and co-host on TLC's What Not to Wear with Stacy London. Most funniest guy you will ever see...EVER! He is openly gay but does not tell people on television.

Person 1 : OMG did you see Clinton Kelly on What Not to Wear?!

Person2: OMG YEAH HE IS SOOO FUNNY!!

by LoveStacy1 May 1, 2010

The Clinton

The act of answering a phone call from either; your parents, your boss, or a member of congress, while receiving oral sex.

Maira: "So last night this guy was eating me out and my mom called"

Beth: "So what did you do?"

Maria: "Answered the phone! The CLINTON BITTTCHHHEZZZ!"

by cyadolly September 23, 2010

Bill Clinton

a man who lied about cheating on his wife

i did not have sexual relations with monica louinski

by Bill Clinton July 30, 2003

a clinton

A sexual act in which the female licks out the anus of the male. This originated when the president of the United States, Bill Clinton, had his anus licked out my intern Monica Lewinsky.

"Monica pulled a Clinton in the White House"

by james December 17, 2004

[chicas calientes]

A popular Spanish term ,used by many teens even those of English speaking origin, that means hot girls or hot chicks.

"Whoa those beaches are sweet, check out tha chicas calientes we're surrounded by my man!"

by x1_guitarqueen August 10, 2008

clinton township

Home of the gayest PIGS in the country. Since CT has one of the lowest crime rates in the country the CTPD has nothing better to do but pull over young kids and search them for drugs. Every cop is looking for the next big drug bust. Cops have even been suspected of planting drugs on kids and demanding sexual favors from girls. Some even have sex with North Hunterdon High School students and spread Genital Herpes around the school. If you can avoid CT then by all means do so.
On a brighter note, its home of some of the best public schools in the country. All Blue Ribbon awarded but it is not the best place to raise children. See: Hunterdon County

If your driving past 10 o'clock in Clinton Township and your under 25 and are with friends prepare to be pulled over, grilled with questions, taken out of the car and searched. Not really sure why you would drive around past 10 since there is nothing to do in that town but whatever...

by The Man in HC May 8, 2006

clintonesque

1. Situationally involving oral sex.
2. Shaded by deceit.

Unfortunately my friend and i found ourselves in a very clintonesque situation.

by steveisright November 21, 2003