Portuguese House Cleaner

An act of kidnapping, torture, rape, and sodomy which involves a couple (normally husband and wife) who take their unsuspecting victim and forcibly confine her to a basement or laundry room, where they perform colonic irrigation using an enema which allows them both to digest and cover each other with the fecal matter of the victim.

Andrew: I saw this hot little minx walking alone in the alley behind the house.
Debra: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Andrew: Absolutely. Let's grab her and bring her back to the Estate to give her the ol' Portuguese House Cleaner!

by winnberg June 16, 2011

Cleaveland Steamer

Taking a crap on a girl is called a hot carl! a cleaveland steamer is when you get a blow job while you are on the jon taking a crap!

I was taking a crap and she gave me a cleaveland steamer!

by J.J September 18, 2005

Columbus Pipe Cleaner

Sexual move in which one sticks one fist in the vagina and the other fist in the rectum and makes a thrusting motion in and out with each arm.

Jan was feeling a little backed up so Joe gave her a columbus pipe cleaner.

by Richard Starkey December 20, 2006

cleaveland brown

a person of either sex with a great body and ugly face
symbolized by the cleave brown's nice uniforms and ugly helmets

guy 1:she is a cleaveland brown
guy 2: huh?
guy 1: nice uniform...ugly helmet

by King of Mikes March 24, 2006

Clever Fish Syndrome

A mental disease whereby the person has all the mental affects that would grant him/her a photographic memory, but they also suffer from all the mental aspects of amnesia, rendering him/her normal in terms of memory capability. The name of this syndrome derives from a real situation in which a fish know as "Goldy" would learn things incredibly fast (such as Einsteins Theory of Relativity and Triganometory) but would forget them in the following seven seconds.

"I can remember what songs were played on my 3rd birthday but unfortunately I suffer from Clever Fish Syndrome and as such I have forgetten."

"Goldy learnt how to turn lead into gold today, all though his fish brain forgot how to do this with 10 seconds"

by Lindley July 4, 2006

cleave

n. abbr. Abbreviated form of "cleavage." Often used to distinguish between "good cleave" (in which breasts look full and natural-but better) and "bad cleave" (either aberrations of nature or when breasts look TOO natural. Examples include breasts so pushed together that they spill out of the top, or so loosely held together that the underside of the breast- or boob flap- is visible)

"Hey, nice cleave- you must be wearing that new fancy bra"

"That girl has a nice face but bad cleave. You've got to take better CARE of those things."

by RCola March 29, 2008

carpet cleaner

doing a girl doggystyle... hold her arms behind her back and pick up her hips so only her face is on the floor. start pushing her around like a vacuum

she shur is one helluva good carpet cleaner

by brian December 22, 2003