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Cluster Bomb

A particularly rare kind of sex scene using simply a 30 foot ladder, a horny man, and a willing young lady. As you about to fuck her in the ass, ask her, "Do you need to shit?". If so say "Baby, cluster bomb me." Now what you do from then on is have her climb up the ladder as high as she can go and have her just relax. After this lay down under her ass, which will be hanging off the back of the ladder. Now, spray paint a bulls-eye around your genitals, (preffered the penis, or 'nutz') and watch her drop the gift off at amazing altitudes. This sexual act must NOT be taken lightly, this is a very special occasion not to be wasted.
Jerry and Gina got caught doing an amazing Cluster Bomb by her imaginary friend. It was soo embarrasing.
by Shartikus April 28, 2009
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CLUSTERFIST

a fisting of someone simultaneosly by over 6 individuals often resulting in extreme pain and hilarity at what a muppet that person was for agreeing
dude i am sooo up for tearing my asshole with a clusterfist
by roz March 9, 2005
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CHESTER FRIED CHICKEN

The best damn fuckin' chicken in the world!!
by www.chesterfried.com October 2, 2003
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clusterbust

Created by Dmitriy, Marc, Mike, and Raffy, this word was decided upon to represent the action of multiple people ("Cluster") ejaculating ("Busting") onto one single victim.
Hey, we're going to clusterbust Ms. Calandrino after school today, are you in?

Jane is so angry that those guys clusterbusted her.
by Mike/Bill November 29, 2004
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clusterfuck

Yet another crisis arises because of the actions of that clusterfuck over at the White House.
by Doc!!! August 14, 2006
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chesterfield spud

A Chesterfield Spud is Couch Potato, adhering to colloquial vernacular amongst Canadians.
Stop being a Chesterfield Spud and come with us to play hockey, eh.
by Brain Squisher September 10, 2008
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Cluster Junkie

1. A person that thrives on intimate space of 2 or more individuals.

2. An evolved close-talker that insists and grouping together, or clustering, of multiple people.
She crowded into the two men in the elevator like a cluster junkie.
by Sgt. Lexicon July 22, 2009
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